NEWS: Patriot's Marquise Hill died, Clemens ready to go, Ken Griffey Jr. moves into 8th on HR list, Beckham will be on England squad, Kobe wants O'Neal, Roddick out in first round, Mutombo wants to play 17th season...

OFFSIDE: Bonds "I take care of me",


DISH: Beckham wants a tattoo but posh says no, Enrique and Kornikova are still together, Franchitti wins Indy 500, Brady says fatherhood will be a "challenge", Kenny Smith and Jamie Foxx TBS tv show...

HITS:
Jesse: Ken Griffey Jr.
Anna: Lebron James

MISSES:
Jesse: Roddick
Anna: Roddick

NEWS: Clemens goes to N.Y. for a lot of cash, 2011 Super Bowl at new Dallas Cowboy stadium, Williams probably not coming back to Dolphins, Spurs fined, The Battle Of Surfaces, Federer beats Nadal on clay, Rockets might hire Adelman, NBA lottery tonight...

OFFSIDE: Foreman says he was drugged, Stoudemire going to college, Indian NBA...

THE DISH: Armstrong still has shin splints, Beckham changes his hair, other stuff barely sports related...

PREDICTIONS:
Stanley Cup Finals
NBA Semi-Finals: Spurs v. Jazz, Pistons v. Cavs
Jesse: Ottawa, Spurs, Cavs
Anna: Ottawa, Spurs, Pistons

HITS:
Jesse: Ottawa Senators
Anna: Federer

MISSES:
Jesse: George Foreman
Anna: George Foreman

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NEWS: Tulowitzki unassisted triple play, Former Mets clubhouse assistant pleads guilty to dealing drugs, Mets fan Banned for using flashlight, Big Shot Rob, Pats trade for Moss, Jordan's son going to walk on, Pro-Am puts MJ and Woods together, Arenas on cover of NBA Live 2008, World Cup 2010 location may change, Basketball in China...

OFFSIDE NEWS: The Sports Emmys, Was it blood or paint on Schilling's sock, Campbell's Chunky adds more players and their moms, Damien Nash's brain given to science...

THE DISH: Troy Hudson's rap album, MJ partying it up in Cabo San Lucas, Hasselbeck pregnant....

HITS:
Jesse: Brady Quinn
Anna: Tulowitzki

MISSES:
Jesse: Frank Martinez (Mets fan with the flashlight)
Anna: Eric Gray

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